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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 03:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I got turned down for my dream job after making it to the final two applicants on the short list. When I got the phone call from the CEO, he had a lot of very nice things to say about me that I really didn&#8217;t hear over the din of my falsely launched career <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=331&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You&#8230;Karma?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 20:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently yesterday&#8217;s Marvin-the-Paranoid-Android-esque pondering on life&#8217;s cruelties was enough to kick-start some good vibrations, job-wise, because I just got an invitation to interview for &#8212; wait for it &#8212; an entry-level editing job at an actual local publishing institution! We all know this ends in misery, rash-related or not, but I&#8217;ll still have a few <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=328&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Long, Slow March to the Breadline</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 05:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my first day of unemployment in four years. Technically, I&#8217;m not exactly unemployed; my job at the University is merely shutting down for the next month for budgetary reasons. Those reasons may have something to do with my state&#8217;s stalwart determination to make California&#8217;s government look competent. Anyway, down to business. If you <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=325&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 13:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reality Actresses/Actors (Danville) Looking for Actresses/Actors for new web based reality program.Full time or Part time positions available.NO SALES.Great Earnings potential.All applicants must be 18 years of age or older.This is not a scam.Small company looking to establish themselves in the reality based industry. Sometimes, I think we&#8217;re all looking to establish ourselves in the <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=322&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Proven Fact: Onions and Anger Sell Armchairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>antoinette jeanine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This snippet is from a local job ad I spotted this morning. Sales Career Position. Type &#8220;A&#8221; Personality, Career Minded. I know that &#8220;Type A&#8221; can mean &#8220;hard-working and career-obsessed.&#8221; But this is what about.com has to say about the defining features of a Type A personality: * Time Urgency and Impatience, as demonstrated by <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=317&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Please Judge Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I interviewed for a position as an SEO analyst with a local marketing company. I honestly have no idea how I got here from five years ago. I wanted to make you a timeline to assist with the analysis of this situation, but my Photoshop skillz are horrendous and it was difficult to make <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=296&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some Things I&#8217;ll Tell Myself I Will Do Now That I&#8217;m Back Down to Part Time Indefinitely</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Finish Infinite Jest while sitting out on my porch. I&#8217;m 356 pages in and I started this thing last August; plus, I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m Vitamin D deficient and the weather is too nice to spend all day on my couch with the blinds shut so my neighbors can&#8217;t see what embarrassing thing I&#8217;m <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=241&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Down and Down We Go, Or: Happy Schadenfreude Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 13:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally got a phone call from the conference center last night. You&#8217;ll never guess why they hadn&#8217;t contacted me! No really, guess: 1) The conference center had burned down in a freak accident involving a hot plate and a lemur. 2) My contact had been fired for forcing potential employees to work for free <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=239&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Job-Related Life Is Far Too Depressing to Write About, So Here&#8217;s a Post About My Dog.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my dog. She is, beyond question, the cutest mentally deficient animal on the planet. I&#8217;d imagine her life is similar to that of Miss South Carolina, in that they&#8217;re both pretty enough for most people to overlook the fact that the lone thought zipping about inside their skulls is &#8220;WHY ISN&#8217;T SOMEONE PETTING <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=231&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get an Awesome Job in Five Easy Steps</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Step One: Learn a useful skill. Instead I: Got an English degree. Off to a great start. Step Two: Diversify your employment history. Instead I: Worked for three years in a (totally awesome) job that required me to use my brain 4.5 times. Then I worked for Staples, but I&#8217;m still not sure how I <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allegedlyediting.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9688168&amp;post=226&amp;subd=allegedlyediting&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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