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From Craigslist (where else?):

Looking for gang members

Local author writing a book on everyday gang life and need some insight to diff types of gangs and wht it takes to become a member.

I could email this author and explain the common gang practice of “fluffy fingers.”  I’m really disappointed that I couldn’t find an adequate clip of the scene from The Office, but this here Urban Dictionary article more or less explains the concept.

“When somebody really gets in your face, you know, just, start tickling him, and he starts tickling you, and you know pretty soon you laughing and hugging.  Before you know it, you’ve forgotten the whole thing, and ya’ll can go to church together and get an ice cream cone.”

This was posted in the “domestic gigs” section, sandwiched between requests for “sugar mommas” and “classy escorts.”

I have to wonder if abbreviating “different” and “what” (seriously, that extra vowel was too much effort?) was an attempt on the author’s part to use “street lingo,” or if that spelling is genuine.  If the latter is the case, perhaps they need an editor more than a gang member.

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