Craigslist Ad du Jour: Kneading Doe

HOUSE HUNTERS ONLY (SIGN IN SIGN UP START MAKING DOE)

Seeking House Hunters w/Deadly Aim
How to Down a Deal in House Hunting
* Location: SIGN IN SIGN UP START MAKING DOE
* Compensation: IF YOUR BAD I LOOSE 5 IF YOUR GOOD ILL LOOSES 10 APIECE THAT IS

The homophone killer is on the lose! Somewon better find him, or all of the area’s dear may be in danger!

Sidenote: If we’re good at the service or employment opportunity for which you’re advertising (the nature of which is left shrouded in mystery, which is widely recognized as the most clever ad technique EVER), you lose more (money, points, children?) than if we suck at it?

Oh, shit, aneurysm.

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